Congratulations to J.Lo and Marc Anthony on the birth of their twins, named Max and Emme. (I’m guessing they haven’t watched “Dragon Tales.”)
They did decide, in a rather un-celebrity-like way, to give the babies names that 1) most people can spell 2) most people can pronounce 3) most people won’t cringe when they hear it (except those who have seen “Dragon Tales”).
Can you imagine what Seven Benjamin (son? daughter? child of Andre Benjamin & Eryka Badu) will be like at the age of 49? Will Seven be Seven Squared?
Or what will little Audio Science Clayton (son of actress Shannyn Sossamon & Dallas Clayton) think of his name in 6th grade? Or worse, what will the 8th graders think?
Does Apple Paltrow like apples? How does she feel about pies?
When you name a baby, is it a statement? Is it a reflection of you as the parent, or is it about your child? What will it mean for the child whose name sounds like a cartoon character?
Moxie CrimeFighter? We’re talking to you.
